Former Flash designer. Loved ActionScript 2 – never quite got the hang of ActionScript 3.0.
Account handler - loves Excel; hates web developers.
Has been waiting for CSS3 all his life and now it's sorta arrived he's banging -moz-box-shadow on everyfink insight.
W3C zealot who surfs CSS design galleries and posts nasty comments for any sites whose CSS or HTML don't validate.
Designer who makes outlandish claims that piss everyone off. Gets no high profile work yet has a huge reputation anyway.
Wants nothing to do with digital anymore, not since she lost her hubby Bradders. Secretly thinks print is better than digital anyway.
Proper massive Firefox fanboy; hates all versions of IE - ain't massively keen on Chrome or Opera neither.
Long suffering wife of Ian Beale. Set-up a dot-com business in 1997 which went bust when she defaulted on the bank loan she took out to as a deposit on a load of moody Aeron chairs from Big Mo.
Goes to every web conference there is (and tweets about her attendance incessantly). Cannot possibly have any time left to actually write code.
At one point Ronnie had 8 Doubbble-Bubbble invites and was dead popular on twitter (200 followers) but sold the invites on gumtree (to Max) and lost a load of followers and industry cred with it.
A young up-and-coming freelancer straight out of sixth form. Charges out at £75 a day – thinks he's the dog's.
Another interweb busybody. Spends all day surfing blogs and commenting when she finds a spelling mistake or minor technical error the author's made.
Project Manager/Account handler. Loves Janine and tight deadlines.
Macromedia Director guru turned Flash guru turned HTML5 know-it-all.
Designer. Loves drop shadows - hates front-end developers who try and tell her that her designs don't translate well on the web.
Bleeding-edge CSS developer; can't be arsed to make designs work in IE6 or IE7 for that matter.
Top rookie front-end dev. 1st class honours degree, in Computer Science from Oxford – been writing solid gold CSS for 7 years in her spare time. Unemployed since graduating as no agency will hire here without 2 year's experience.
Former big-time internet glamour girl. Now has a profile on southern-charms.com with three paying customers. Make no mistake, she's proper filth.
Interweb busybody; does no high profile work but talks a lot about industry best practice - and pours scorn on anyone whose CSS don't validate.
Oi IE6! Sling yer hook you slaaag!