Meet the Residents of FrontEnders

  • Bradders (RIP)

    Former Flash designer. Loved ActionScript 2 – never quite got the hang of ActionScript 3.0.

  • Libby Fox

    Top rookie front-end dev. 1st class honours degree, in Computer Science from Oxford – been writing solid gold CSS for 7 years in her spare time. Unemployed since graduating as no agency will hire here without 2 year's experience.

  • Stacey Slater

    Wants nothing to do with digital anymore, not since she lost her hubby Bradders. Secretly thinks print is better than digital anyway.

  • (Big) Phil Mitchell

    Proper massive Firefox fanboy; hates all versions of IE - ain't massively keen on Chrome or Opera neither.

  • Darren Miller

    A young up-and-coming freelancer straight out of sixth form. Charges out at £75 a day – thinks he's the dog's.

  • Ricky Butcher

    Has been waiting for CSS3 all his life and now it's sorta arrived he's banging -moz-box-shadow on everyfink insight.

  • Janine Butcher

    Designer. Loves drop shadows - hates front-end developers who try and tell her that her designs don't translate well on the web.

  • @DotCotton

    Interweb busybody; does no high profile work but talks a lot about industry best practice - and pours scorn on anyone whose CSS don't validate.

  • Denise Johnson

    Another interweb busybody. Spends all day surfing blogs and commenting when she finds a spelling mistake or minor technical error the author's made.

  • Bianca Jackson

    Goes to every web conference there is (and tweets about her attendance incessantly). Cannot possibly have any time left to actually write code.

  • Jack Branning

    Account handler - loves Excel; hates web developers.

  • Max Branning

    Macromedia Director guru turned Flash guru turned HTML5 know-it-all.

  • Ian Beale

    Bleeding-edge CSS developer; can't be arsed to make designs work in IE6 or IE7 for that matter.

  • Ronnie Mitchell

    At one point Ronnie had 8 Doubbble-Bubbble invites and was dead popular on twitter (200 followers) but sold the invites on gumtree (to Max) and lost a load of followers and industry cred with it.

  • Robbie Jackson

    Designer who makes outlandish claims that piss everyone off. Gets no high profile work yet has a huge reputation anyway.

  • Lucas Johnson

    W3C zealot who surfs CSS design galleries and posts nasty comments for any sites whose CSS or HTML don't validate.

  • Jane Beale

    Long suffering wife of Ian Beale. Set-up a dot-com business in 1997 which went bust when she defaulted on the bank loan she took out to as a deposit on a load of moody Aeron chairs from Big Mo.

  • Ryan Malloy

    Project Manager/Account handler. Loves Janine and tight deadlines.

  • Pat Butcher/Evans/Harris

    Former big-time internet glamour girl. Now has a profile on southern-charms.com with three paying customers. Make no mistake, she's proper filth.

Oi IE6! Sling yer hook you slaaag!